Two Cookie Minimum Anniversary Messages (part 5)

To close the week, here's Part 5 in the series of Two Cookie Minimum Anniversary Messages. Its yet another anonymous submission. UHHHH YEAHHH!

                                                                   Whoooahhh!  We Bite!

What does this even mean? Good question. As host and perpetual child, I, Johnny Misfit, not only go by that stage name, but wear the same Misfit's t-shirt each month. Short back story, the Misfits are my favorite band and I got this nickname in college. Fast forward, I got a Misfits shirt from my friend Adam Bones (not all my friends have such cool stage names). On the back of that shirt is the message, "20 Years of Terror". In a way, its kinda fitting for an anniversary message. I mean, the Misfits' shirt marks 20 years of the bands existence while these posts mark the reading's 4 years of existence.

Check back next week when I pick back up posting new messages. The posts will go up until next month's Two Cookie reading on August 5th.Hope you've enjoyed the first week.

Best,
Johnny Misfit

What the meaning of all this? During July's Two Cookie Minimum reading, which was the series' 4 year anniversary, attendees and readers were given the prompt, "When I think of Two Cookie Minimum..." These are those responses.